Here’s a little quiz for you.
{All three of you who are reading this.}
{Yes, I’m talking to you. Humor me by pretending to read this.}
{No, I’ll never really know if you read it or not. I don’t check my stats. I’m awesome and famous in my head. It’s good enough for me and [...]
Honestly, I haven’t been reading blogs that much.
I thought the internet closed from Memorial Day to Labor Day. No?
Here are a few links to check out:
An interesting blog: Awesome People Hanging Out Together
A series of Twitter tips by Nina Badzin. Click here for the first part and the [...]
*This is an excerpt from a conversation I had with my son shortly after I hung up the wok and started snuggling.*
“Mom? How many followers do you have now?”
“I don’t have any followers.”
“Didn’t you have like a thousand?”
“No. Not hardly. I think I around 600.”
“What happened to them? [...]
Here are some posts to read over the long weekend:
Good Day Regular People: I’m Just Who I Am
Boobies, Babies, & a Blog: Pouring My Heart Out
My Inner Chick: The Anniversary of Your Execution
Leigh Vs. Laundry: Why We All Need to Start Thinking Like a Smart Hispanic Woman
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When I arrived home from a hellish family vacation I had this eloquent message on my answering machine: “Hope y’all had a good trip. It’s been really rainy here. By the way, Michelle’s dead.”
It was from my friend Susan.
Michelle was a friend of ours from high school and college.
We were all [...]
So I have 2 very rambunctious boys. Sometimes things get broken at my house.
A few days ago they broke the doorknob in my bathroom. The door would no longer lock or shut completely.
The TO is not the most handy person in the world.
Which is to say he hires out everything from painting [...]
It was the Fourth of July.
Instead of watching the fireworks with family and friends, I was sitting in a dive bar chain smoking and drowning my sorrows in Long Island Iced Teas.
I dragged my friend, Judy, along with me.
Everyone knows misery loves an audience and a designated driver.
[...]
That thought runs through my head at least twice a day.
Sometimes I even manage to scribble the general idea down on a post it or McDonalds receipt.
But for some reason I never quite get around to writing a blog post.
My youngest son asks to me have another baby…
Followed [...]
1 – Where aside from a toilet have you taken a dump? Explain.
Ummm…maybe the bed whilst birthing my child but that’s on the list of Things We Don’t Talk About so I don’t know for sure. And 11 years later I don’t really want to know. [...]
“GET.” “THE.” “FUCK.” “OUT.” I shoved him a little harder with every word. He was drunk but not drunk enough because he didn’t budge. He begged. He cried. He pleaded. The words swirled in my head and I just wanted it to be over. I ran to the kitchen, yanked open a drawer and grabbed [...]
